The Room Above the Indian Grocery
Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love
If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie
Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job
Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn
Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing
Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning
Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes
Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't
When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed
Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It
Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier
If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will
